Get You Sammich Here


I was have the so proud feels of make a good soup and then member about my shop of BUY IT GOOD and the place where I make foods for nice folks was the name of MAGIC BEAK. I member the so good feels when was somebody trade me good things for some them sammiches I make with flatbreads like Grammy teach me. Mean Dan Seawwconds burnt down all them good places of mine but I have a think of maybe I can make again some good thing for people get they lunch.


I get a old shelf and some bags I was find around and I look in my kitchen for good things you put in a sammich. I get some them bacons and nice fungus too and put inside them flatbreads for the so good taste of it. Also on the shelf I put some so good savory grubs I make of spice I get from the Pigman trader. I wisht my Grammy was here for taste some them savory grub I make and I have the think of maybe her like them so much.


I make a sign on some old woods and put the words of GET YOU SAMMICH HERE for folks know about get they sammich here. Some them letters get wrong and some paint drips too but I have the look of it be done and say ok about it so ok. Me and Jack wait then for some hungry folks come by and trade me good things for good sammich. When I am start a new thing I have the so glad feel of it so I decide for now and ever I am do more of things that make me the good feels. Maybe tomorrow I get the knife of Dan Seawwconds cut through my belly and die from it so today I am go have them glad feels because be alive is not last long and is the so dumb thing to miss it.

Friend Soup



I get the so good feel today about I make some soup for my new friend Itch and him sister Mel too. I was try for make it the so good taste for they eat it and be so glad in they bellys. Give you friends some soup is what my Grammy teach me for how is you be nice. I was wonder what am I put in some special soup for surprise they moufs.


I make the base of some soup with them yellow molds for they smokey taste and also a onion I growed in my garden box. Then for the so special of it I put in some them big green bugs I got from them swamps around here. They bug backs and legs shine in them soup broths and make the look of so umusual in the pot. 


The smell of them broths was mmm nice and I add too some green fungus chops and some nother meats I don't know what was it but ok. Them chunks and smells was cook together and be nice in my nose and my taste of it give me the glad feel. My so good friend Marko say at me one time about Sam you soups is taste so good just like was you Grammys soup so good. I member then I almost have happy cry about him say it and I am always want my Grammy be proud of them soups I make.


I look at my give them soup and have a think of when I was first become here. My belly was yell at me about eat something Sam and my think was maybe I am be dead soon but then I meet my friend Psycho Baroque was give me some flatbreads just for say hello. I was live from the flatbreads and Psycho is the so nice man for it. Now I am help them folks I meet with give them flatbreads like nice Psycho done for me. Even if them are not starve in they belly I have the know of Itch and Mel is like my soup for them. Some times I have a think of give the whole world of folks some nice warm soup for they all eat it and feel good and have a nap together. But is maybe the unpossible thing for really do it is a lot of soups for one thing.

Mel In The Basement



Again today I go for see my new fiend Mister Itch. Him say about is look ok for trust you Sam and Mister Itch then was show me where was him secret house. All I am say is him house is undersand like the house of mine and the place where is the door of him house is I am never tell it. 


In Miter Itch house was also live him sister name of Mel and a so big nice dog name of Roland. They house is a so big cave hole where some old stone building was sink in some sand. Itch say about him dig out places for make them new room of they funny undersand house. Roland was lick my hand and I say hi Roland and him wink like say hi back.


Mel and Itch say Sam is ok for you have the look around so I climb around some. I seen where was they house go so down and down in them sands and every place was like some room for some body live there. Itch say about them call they house Basement for it be low in the sands. Basement was feel like a house for a family live there was the nice feel too. 


I crawl so way low down in they Basement and have the look of up. Some drips was make a bitty lake at the low low part was only brown a little and Itch say about can drink it after some boil of it. I seen under Roland paws too was the so funny up look of a dog I clap about it.


The sister of Itch name of Mel was maybe have the fear of stranger folks. She was ask some about where was I live and her listen when was I tell about good dog Jack live with me. But also was she so quiet and in she eye I seen her was have the think about something in she brains but what was it I don't know. I am bring some soup for her soon is always so good when is folks get some soup. 


Mister Itch is be my friend now and I tell him about my nother friends Marko and Kaya and Nick and Ztar and tell about all the folks I know around. Itch and Mel was know not much folks around them say about stay in they Basement a lot for be safe. Them tell about some nother folks live in Basement too sometimes even the ratman name of Gnawbert is stay there when him is crawl around here. Me and Itch and sometimes Mel was talk and talk so much.


Then was the one thing I have the hear of it and get the fear in my skins. Itch was say about him have the look of a so funny name wrote on a wall at the camp of Digger. I say Mister Itch make a spell of it in some sand and the name he seen was not there when last I seen that place. The name of him write it was SEAWWCONS and the nother part was ARE WATCHING. I guess is mean Dan Seawwconds come back now and still is not know the right spell of him own name. I am glad of not have a wood house for him burn it down again. I tell Itch and Mell about the mean of Seawwconds and say about please please shoot him head off if you are have him in you look. 

Good Rats Of Itch



I go again for see my new friend Mister Itch and him take me to him safe place him live and fix lunch for me of them so good rats on him grill and green fungus too. Mister Itch say about him sister Mel make some grill sauce of savory spice for the good taste of it and it was taste good. Mel was not be around I don't now why. Mister Itch was tell about live there with Mel and some nother folks in the safe of a big hole were was a old stone house sink in some sand. It lay sidedown like asleep on and bury in the ground and all them folks of Itch live there even the ratman I seen crawl sometimes around is live there. Itch was make me promise I am never tell about where is him family live and I say Mister Itch I am keep your secret forever not even write about it here. 

Mister Itch


I was so have the sad man I seen in my think. Why was him not want me see him I don't know but I know most folks is want foods in they belly so I pack some flatbreads and go to where was the sad man for maybe help him face smile.


I go back for the nother see of the broke asleep house and I seen the same man was sit there watch at him fires. I was stand back some for not give him the fear. First was him get me in him look then seen it was me from before. He was nod slow him head and then take off him hat. Still in him face was the so sad feels I seen in him eyes from the far away. I am know what the so sad is like and him face sad was true.


I say at him I brung some them flatbreads for you eat it mister and him say back at me come sit by my fires. I go have the sit down then smile at him and say my name is Sam so you can call me Sam. Him smile was funny on him sad face and say at me my name is Itch. I was almost laugh my brain out inside but I was only smile and say hi Mister Itch. 


Mister Itch have a face so thin and them eyes was like they seen too much bad things. When I give some flatbreads and he smell they smells and then bite small at the crust and say thank you Sam. Then was him say I hope I was not scare you when was you seen me last night. Sometimes when is all the world in they sleeps I get the so sad feels of it all and I am not want to be in the look of nobody when I am. I was nod at Mister Itch for the know of what was him mean. 


I was also look at the so nice place was strong like rocks and have a bumpy dirt floor like been dug out for make some rooms under it. Itch was show a place with mats for sleep on them and too was a room where a middle fire is for have a talk with you friends or make a plan. It was seem safe from ghoul even I was nod at him hard work for make a nice place. 


Itch say about him live near in the so safe place but also is he make this place for folks travel though need some safe sleep or hide place. Itch say about when was him sister and him wander around they wisht for a place they stay safe. Now Itch is live safe so him make this place for some nother folks who maybe wander in them sands got no home. Mister Itch is the so nice sad man I am like him a lot. We was talk and talk and I am make him and him sister some soup right now. 

Broke Asleep House


When sun was start she go away I decide for run around in them good cold airs. I run and run then I seen where was a place I never been there before. Is a house all broke have the look of go asleep on it side. I have the guess of is just some lazy house fall over. I walk so quiet for the close see of it them stones was so wet and dark look and hard for see in them shadows. I member Grammy say about if is too dark for have the look at it maybe is not the good thing for you see it. 


Inside was a fire and places where is you sit and have a talk about it but no folks was sit there. Is maybe a broke asleep house but is also the ok place for be with you friends if you are have some friends. I seen some snail crawl on them walls and have the think of maybe come get them some time for eat them. 


But then I seen a man in some dark and I be still even my breathe was stop. The man got no shirt and in them cold airs all over but him just hold him head in him hands like have the so bad headpain. I seen too him chest and shoulder was jump jump like cry so hard but was not make no sounds. I am cry hard a lot so I know when folks in my look is do it. 


I get the sorry feel of some man sit there alone in him dark and cry so I decide for go have a good say at him. I was not want him get the fear so I kick a little rock at the wall make a click and then him eyes find where was I stand there smile at him. I say hi mister I was just run by here and seen you funny asleep house my name is Sam so you can call me Sam. The man was only sit hold him head like be still or him head fall off. Him eyes pinch like hurt from cry. I say mister is maybe you get lost or hurt you self I am help if you are need help. Him only say was the so sad whisper at me I almost cry for just the hear of it. Don't look at me. 


Just don't look at me was him only say. I know the mean of it too because them times I have the so sad feels I want to be away not be in the look of nobody like unvisible. Some sad is you don't want nobody see you have it I guess. I know him say at me was not mean just was have the sound of him hurts in him voice. I know the hear of it for have them sounds in my voice a lot too. 

Punkin All Over


Them skies is get the cold feel in them because season of Wither and Shelter come so soon. I member when was this time last time I hear about some Candy Ghoul give him sweets out like honey grubs and roach with chocolate on him crunchy body. Is for some holiday around here of give candy and scare folks but I never had that where I was from. There we never have no kind of candy and have the so fear on all the days.


I seen my funny cat friend Mao sit in the basket where is the bloodmoss I find for eat it later. I think Mao is want the warm of fire and the soft of moss for a bed. I like she glow eyes and she so black fur and when she tail and back make a curve and her hiss like scratch you face off. Grammy say about some cats is really a witch change she shape to a cat and I guess them witch cats are make they spells on you ankle and lap I don't know. My cat friend Mao is so sweetface I think she be a witch is unpossible.


I go for the run around look for things and again was I find so many of them punkins. Punkin punkin punkin is all of my find for so many days is make me crazy from so many punkins. I am find them grow every wheres around in them sands and in swamp and in them sick dirts of Junkyard even was some punkin. I bring them all home for maybe eat them when is no food around but some get rot inside so I put them ones on wall pokers for them birds come eat they seeds. I miss them buzzard birds but some nother birds around is like to eat them spoilt punkins I hope. 


I member when I was so small and try for be help to Grammy in she kitchen but I was not know how be some help yet. I was go get a onion for she put in the soup but I pull a bad board and broke they onion crate and all them onions dump on my head I was so cry about it. Grammy come put she arm on me and brush them onion dirts out my hairs and say oh Sammy you poor punkinhead. I was not know the mean of punkinhead but Grammy say it at me then was so good feel on my brains. The find of so many punkins give me a think of make a hat of one for be a punkinhead I don't know why.

No More Never Never



Today I run by where is that wood place and them so funny Brothers are pray to they whatever god. I seen my friend Nick and one them Brothers name of Gabriel they was stand up on the tower of they sinky church. I say hi Nick and Nick say hi back at me and say about come up there so I come up there. Brother Gabriel was so young and hard face and him say about today is they main god speaker make him big god speaks at folks. I am not know the mean of any of it. 


I have the look of they wood church was a nice place for sit and have a think. The whole place was sink in the sand make me feel like lean some for just be inside. Them boards was so old look like maybe put you thumb through them beams I think. I hope some gods is hold they roof up from fall on they heads. 


There was some big bloods on they wall and a place for folks talk at other folks. Brother Gabriel say about they big deal is the name of Second Fall and how Second Fall is come soon for get everyone I guess. Gabriel say them sands is angry feel at all us folks and soon is come the end and then is we all in the Never Never. Is sound like crazy talk to me but is what was him say so ok. 


I guess them Brothers tell they news around to folks and folks start to come by for hear it. I was know some them folks like Apo and Witch mutant and Angh and Kaya too. Also was some people I never seen but I get the hear of they live in Fissure too like Sam. I am need to get out of my house more. 


Then a man who is god boss of them Brothers come and say hello at everyone. Him name of Jedidiah Stone and him hair was so tangle is make me laugh for the crazy look of it. Maybe talk to them gods is make him hair explode I don't know. Him look was crazy eye and always was him smile but no happy in it. People give lots of sass at him for him gods be dumb but I try for listen to him crazy talk anyways is a polite thing for do. 


More and more folks come inside for the hear of them words and my friend Kaya was sit in the so way back. I hear then Kaya and Apo say about Jedidiah is the daddy of Kaya I was so amaze at the hear of it. Then they mutant Brother name of Kane was sing a song about something was hard to know the mean of it. Him funny mutant mouth was make words maybe not so good for the hear of them. Also was the Brother I seen before name of Abe and also Brother Gabriel. So many Brothers just for some says at folks.


In my hear was some whisper and I seen a man with brain bones on him shoulder come inside. Folks was call him Reverend Mercy and him church was the name of Reaver I think. All them god folks is talk so scramble in they words I am not know what is they say ever.


I am wonder why is it when folks get together always the big fire is happen. Jedidiah was say him words and folks was yell they words back at him like all normal day and then I smelt some smoke. I think was come from where is behind them Brothers but I just run outside and folks all run outside too. We all stand have a look of they wood church get burnt up. 


Them smokes go so up and up I guess them King of Fire god and them mamimal god too all was see the burn of it. I never seen no god before but I have a wonder why was some god live in a sink church that get burnt. 


Folks was just hang around then not even talk about no gods no more. Some mens from some nother church was try for kill them brothers and them Brothers all was run away. I seen Brother Gabriel after was stand on a hill just watch the burn of him church. What is them Brothers do now for live somewhere is give me the sad feel for the think of it. 


None of them folks seen how was Jedidiah Stone get away from them flames or maybe was him burnt up in him church. If was inside them fires kilt him for sure but we seen no body of him so I don't know. I was so sad feel for Kaya about she daddy get maybe kilt. I am make Kaya some soup for she be ok. I never heard of no god make a soup for they friend feel better. Them gods was not even bring a bucket of some water for put out them fires. I am not know why is folks care about some gods is seem like nuts to me. 

Thank You Kitchen



Today I was wake up and feel ok so I get my gear for run around look for useful things. I am take Mr. Dirty with me and some lunch and my machete for if some folks give they mean at me I am maybe kill them in they necks first. I have the good feel about find a good thing today and then by where is my up ladder I stop for have the look of my kitchen. I stare for the long time and smile. 


Some folks around is got no foods for they belly and the so hungry get more bad when is the cold come. Some bodys got no house for keep them safe no fire for keep they toes warm. But little scramblehead Sam is got a ok pantry and some fires and the nice safe undersand house. I was stand there look at my kitchen and them grubs in they jar house and all my foods I collect for save eat them later. I have the so lucky feel of it all. 


I guess is funny to get the so good feel of be in a kitchen. Is just a place for make them foods I guess is the true of it. But also is my kitchen my home place. I was grow up in a kitchen is just feel like I am belong there I guess. And now I have the so nice kitchen is almost make me happy cry for it. Me and Mr. Dirty just stand and smile at my kitchen and I put my hand around my own neck like choke myself I don't now why. Is a funny morning. 

More Them Bugs




I seen more them blue bugs I only seen them in Rot but I guess they bug line is walk now to my house. I seen where was make they line by where is my outside fire and crawl from under one them walls to under the nother wall. I have a laugh at they so funny wiggle legs and was think about catch them for maybe trade the Pigman for some spices. Them bugs is shine blue like pretty so is maybe worth some spices I don't know. But also was I am not want to take them bugs I like the look of them walk by me. I wonder what they so important do is make them walk all over everywhere. I am never see them carry nothing in they biters only walk here then to there. What is they even do for a house I never seen they bug house. Maybe is they just walk around got no house but how is them new bugs get born if they always just walk around. Bugs is get more confuse the more I have the think of them. 


The Feed Of Soups


I seen my friend Nick and my friend Psycho and we talk about the hungry feel of no food around for eat it. I always try make soup for my friends but even Sam is not got so much for put in the soup. Some but not so much.


Nick and Psycho say about also thems got some foods but not enough for make a soup. I member then somebody say at the trader camp about the make of soup where is the doctor bird name of Egg. Is a funny sound for a name but if him is give me soup I am call him the name of what ever is him want. 


Each of us was put the small foods in the bucket of the bird doctor and him mix and cook him so funny way of cook it. Who is even put a plastic bucket on a grill fire and why is it not melt I don't know. But them soups was ready and we eat it and was the so best meal maybe was I ever have. And was more even to give to nother folks come to see the bird doctor. I get the glad feel about make the soup for folks and also about the eat of it too.

Sick Green Day



When was I wake up I have the headpains some and feel like be sick in my breathe. I go for see outside and them airs was thick and stink again and look green some. Sometimes them clouds bring bad smells and the green of them airs is some times start the stink. I go to the bridge in Rot for the breeze of it.


I try for think of what is them skies smelt like and I only was guess is like some old puddle got sick in it and maybe some grubs is have they stink babies there too. I am not want the eat of them grubs for the long time I think. I hope them bad skies is not stay around so long like them skies once was last a whole moon and stink like burnt fish. 


I was hear once some old man say a story around him fire and tell all the folks about when was the world not broke and everyone had foods in the belly too. Also was him say them skies and waters too was not stink at all was clean and never have no sick in it. I member I was have the think of is unpossible for be true because never was a time with so much good in it. Is still seem unpossible now too. And is not matter much because nothing is work very good now anyway even if was work once then. 


Them green skies get dark and more thick of them stinks. I sit on the bridge for the long time I guess and have the look of down. I member some times when I was so sad feel I come to the bridge for not know what else I am do. Sometimes I have the look of down so far and get the feel of fall on my skins for just the think of it. Then when was almost all dark Jack come find me and we walk home. I was look all over them places for some twine but was not find none no wheres. 

Dream Of The Soup Of Me



I am umbelieve at my own dream. Is so amaze me I am not lose the feel of it even. I was stand in some white like nothing just the full bright light of white. Then was I seen a big onion big as me and red like them ones Grammy smelt like. I have the look of the so big onion and then seen also was some bugs blue and big too. In my think was these are make a good soup together for feed all my friends and then I have the think of maybe I am just stand here for be the nother thing get add to the soup. I see around for the Witch mutant be there make a soup of me but her was not there just white. Also in my dream think then was I will only start to worry when I have the look of some boiling pot. That is all of my dream I member. I am never want to be the soup. 

Fall Of Every Thing



I am so confuse about a man I seen. Him weird house was sink in some sand and fires burn by him door. I have the hear of inside someone talk so I go for have the better listen of it.


The talk was come from a man I seen when I peek inside the house. Him talk was big like storyteller but I am not know what was the story. Him house was so sink in sand and lean in the ground. I think is so dumb for live in some house is fall in the ground like that. Why is someone live in a sink house I don't know.


I was so wonder about what was him say so I go under where was a window was broke out. I seen the man got no head hairs and wear a funny cape I don't know why. I seen too where was nobody else in him house so him have a talk at nobody. Then the man move some so I hide and go under the nother window.


I have the look of the man sit on him knees and make a fist of him two hands under him face. Him shine head was look down like got something in him hold. The man whisper talk some more words at him hands too. What is go on in him brains I wonder. 


Then the man was walk all around him house like be important place to go but him was just walk around not go anywhere. Also I seen some bloods behind the man on him walls. My Grammy would make a face at the mess in him weird sink house. 


I guess I don't know why but then was I go to him door and say hullo mister I am Sam I hear you talk when was I walk by here. The man get fears of my voice first but then look at me like not think Sam was no danger. I get my pistol ready behind my back for the just in case.


The man say him name of Brother Abe and hullo Sam welcome to the temple. I say what is temple and Brother Abe say at me little girl you come to the right place because temple is where you are be safe from second fall. Him say all them folks from around are come to temple for hear Jemadiah Stone say him words about second fall and get ready for go to the never never. I was nod but I do not know the mean of him say.


I was ask Abe about second fall of what and him laugh at me say about is the fall of every thing. Is mostly umbelievable for every thing in every where fall down all at once. Then I ask what is never never and Abe smile at me like Witch mutant when she talk about eat people. Abe say Sam you will know about the never never because is where we all are go some day and him laugh again at me. Then I was run home.