The Do of Chores



I wake up with the think in my head of is time for do them chores make my house look like not a dump. When I was a brat and let them chores pile up my Grammy would say Sam is you sleep all month or what. Who is even sleep for a whole month I don't know. I start with the scoop out of all them ashes from cook fire and scrub them walls for the black soot so thick.


The floor of kitchen was so filth too I get on my knees for make the clean of it. Grammy say you clean with you hands and also you back. Grammy always say about she have the bad back so I was do the floors all the times. Now when I do them floors I have the think of Grammy say that.


So much of them old webs grow behind chairs and things. Is funny because I am hardly ever seen no spiders but they web houses is every wheres. Also was the fur of Jack in all them behind places I am really need to sweep more. 


I shake out my bed and pillow and say hi Mister Dirty and he say hi Sam back at me. I ask if him was want a bath but him just sit and stare at me so I guess no. Him name is Dirty anyway so is no surprise.


I make again the cook fire and start a new soup. Grammy teach me the make of fire and the right poke of it for keep burning. I guess Grammy teach me just about all the things I know of in a kitchen just like Marko teach me all the things I know of them guns. Is so nice to know folks who know things. 


My new soup was make it from just things I had like some I don't know meat and a bent carrot I find in Junk Yard. I put in some nother things too but was mostly scraps. I watch it simmer and the broth look like throwup so I put in some yellow mold for the color of it. Is maybe not my best soup but I will eat it and Jack might too. 


Then the last of my things I was not do for so long is write here in these pages of what I am do all the times. I guess things get busy and I forget what I love so much to do like write words. I am so lucky my Grammy teach me the spell of words for put my think its on paper. I never want to forget any day any more. 

Seen Some Mutant



The fog was so nice I decide for have a walk in Rot in the beach sand so soft on my feets. I like to walk with them toes in the waters too is make me feel wake up because so cold. I member when I first become here and be so scared of every thing but now I was just walk in them waters like was no thing for be scared about. But there was maybe.


I jump a little when I seen someone on the nother side of them waters was walk in the sand too. I get the fear feel of it and my skins was feel crawly for the stranger is maybe mean or want to eat me. 


But him was so in the far away I was not know if him was good or mean so I just stand and have the look of him and him just stand too. Him skins was green and I have the know then about him is mutant.


I am not know much about mutant except for the Witch mutant and she funny wiggle arms is always want to put me in a stew for eat me. But also is my friend Ztar mutant and she was never want to eat me unless she was never tell me about it. I think some mutant is different from some nother mutant like people is not all the same people. 


I wisht I could have the close look of him because the mean or nice of someone is in they eyes. But if you get close enough for see mean in some eyes then maybe also is you in trouble for mean be so close. I was glad for lots of waters between us. 


I guess mutant was glad too because pretty soon him start to slow walk again in them sands. So I walk slow too but in the nother direction just for the safe of it. I was sorry feel for be scared because maybe him was a so nice mutant and want to play hopscotch with me I don't know. But maybe is him hungry and want the eat of me it would be the so bad end for my nice walk.  

The Hunt Of Bird



My friends Psycho and Tra and Ztar tell me about they kilt some buzzard I get so excite about it. I get my rifle and put in them slugs then run to Cormac and get the look of all open skies. I love the hunt of bird I don't know why.


I stand and wait for one fly in my look and I say things for make it come to me like come here bird and get a slug from Sam. I am not think the bird is hear me but I like the talk of tough at it. Some times I growl like a dog want him dinner.


Them buzzards been gone for so long I was think no body is ever see them again. I am so glad feel for they be back and me shoot them again. Come here for my dinner was my yell at them birds. I wait and wait then I seen one so high up. I was so glad of it I bark a little.


I aim at him fat buzzard body and shoot eight times for hit him once. I was not know I even hit him but then him fall down dead so I know. My friends were say about them birds attack so fast but this one was dead of my slug without no fight. 


I take him one leg for eat it later but the nother leg was shot off I guess. I get some more of him meats for take back and make a good soup. 


I wait and wait for the nother buzzard but there was no more. When I get home I am dig up all them slug ammos I bury because there was nothing for shoot at. We got food that flies again. 

Dream Pony



I have a dream about a so glamour pony come to where is my house. She was sit like a dog I don't know why. I say hi pony I like you pretty spots and the pony was blink at me like thank you. 


I get close for the good smell of pony and I hold some sharktoof candy out for maybe she like a sweet. She eat them candy right from out my hand and she pony lips tickle on my fingers. We were smile at each other the long time then. 


Then I was get on she back and ride so fast around everywhere. We go so fast things around was blur. I hold she mane for stay on and feel she strong body under me. When I was slave work in the kitchen of Honcho Uno some times I see a pony but was usually that night them slave drivers have a big feast.


My dream then was just walk around with a nice pony friend I get the so good feel of it. I wisht the pony was real for be my so good friend and I give it taffy and daisy for eat them. But dream pony is not eat much I think. 

Scruffy Boy



I go for a run around some old places of Cormac. Them sands is so nice for look at. 


I stop and have the nice see of it but then I get the feel of somebody is watch me. I seen nobody run around there with me but him sneak behind I don't know how.


I turn around slow and seen a boy was still brat age. Him clothes was skins of aminals and him long black hair was so grit and dirt I know him not take a bath much.


Then the boy crouch in some sand so I was crouch too and we still just have the look of each other. I was try for smile at him but him face was worry. 


I say nice talk at him about hullo my name is Sam so you can call me Sam and I am so glad feel to meet you. The scruffy boy was only sniff at me like I was the so dirty one. 


Him eyes have the look of be older than him body and I seen him was wonder about me like I was wonder about him. Him nose stop the sniff of me and him just stare and stare.


I get the sad feel for all them kids grow up some where with no folks to show them nothing. I am surprise feel about him not be ate by something yet I guess him home place is safe. Then I was so shock of him give a little bark at me like Jack bark once for say at me. 


Scruffy dog boy sudden was stand and walk away like someone call him name but I was hear nothing. I am relieve about him not kill me and maybe I am bring soup for him be my friend. 

Play And Jump



Today I was jump on a old bed I find in some sand is make me go so high in the airs. I try for reach them clouds but I just miss them I guess. The squeak of it was bother Jack in him ears.


I have a think about them kids I seen play they games and member when was I a brat and a slave of Honcho Uno. Most times play a game was get you shot there but some times them guards was not watch because roll they dice and I so quiet play some hopscotch in the kitchen. It was make my feets happy then and now too.


Then I hang on my bars just stare at Fissure and look for them buzzards come back. I am wonder if them birds are all ate up I never see them no more. I hang there for the long time just have a think about nothing. Is nice for a change. 

Touch The Monkey



I walk to Cormac today for see about get some glu from the birdman Aeg but I seen them kids name of Nia and Panpot. They come over say hi Sam so I sam hi Nia and hi Panpot. Him little arm is still get better from be shot.


Them kids say at me about play a game name of Touch The Monkey. Is when one person is the monkey and run around try to touch somebody and if they do then the nother person is the monkey. They say about hide and play in Cormac sands I smile at they games.


Nia say about run up them long steps when Panpot was monkey and go up where is them so high cliffs of Cormac. Them steps is just not safe for play on them.


I have the think of it be so danger run on them cliffs and try for touch each other I am surprise no body fall and die about it. I guess them brats are not think of they fall and die. 


Then them kids say about see a boy in the far away was stand on some cliff watch them run. Him hairs was long and black and wear them furs of aminals for him clothes. 


Panpot say about run at the boy for make him monkey. But him was run from them so they think fur boy is play the game too. They chase him around on them cliffs and Panpot say him was run so fast for got little legs. 


The boy run up in them so old stone houses and sit on a high place. Nia say him make a sound like bark and sniff at the air like be a dog. I was wonder if them kids was just tell me stories who is ever hear of a dog boy I don't know.


Panpot reach for make he the monkey but fur boy was not want to be the monkey and keep away. Then Nia find a way for crawl up there so they crawl up there and see the boy. 


Nia put some candy down for make a friend but still him stay back and be fear look. Panpot try for tell the boy about they play the game together but him only sniff and worry at them.


Nia say him eyes have the look of be older than him body and tell about paw at the ground some. Nia think about maybe him claw them and every body was just stand still a while and wait for some body do some thing. 


Then the boy was growl like a dog get mad and show him teefs like bite you. Panpot say about him laugh at fur boy for him be like a dog but I am not think is nice to laugh at some body just because they is some aminal. 


Then so fast the boy jump away and climb down and run run fast. Them kids just chase after and try for make him monkey but the boy was run like a dog too. 


Then all three them brats was run down them long stairs. I shake my head at them because no body should run on stairs but them kids are never think they get hurt from nothing. 


They all run and run so far but the boy was not stop. Panpot say about get so close to him once but never was the boy be the monkey for they never touch him. 


Panpot grab at the boy but him trip in some sand and fall down and then Nia was trip on Panpot and her fall down. Fur boy just run off and never was they catch him now. Them kids was laugh and smile about they game and say about wisht fur boy was they friend. 


I am not sure I am believe they story is sound so crazy to see a dog boy but that was they say at me. I am want to meet dog boy some time I will give him bacons because Jack is love bacons. I ask if them kids want some of my new soup and they say was yes Sam we want you soup. So we walk back to my house and I was not tell them about the special ants in they soups I was keep quiet for the surprise of it.