Sick Old Man Ha

I am shake my head at all the entire world. When sun come up I run for get some that free soup from birdman Doctor Aeg but I think him soup kitchen is closed now. But when I was get ready for walk down them long steps back home I have a hear of men and then I seen one was the old man who was get sick of my sammich and yell it at me. I was not want him have a see of me so I get low away from him look and hide there. Then was I hear old man tell him friend about how him get some free savory grubs from a dumb girl with blue hair then how maybe him was go back for get more from dumb girl today too. Some I was get the mad feel but also was kind of glad feel too about me not really make someone sick of a sammich so yea for Sam. Then I member what I am carry in my sack and just hide and have a funny think about them lie talk men. 

Old man and him mean friend was come to get the soup too but when was not there for they eat it them men say all of nasty words. Them was the so mad about gone soup and I have to hold my mouth with two hands for not laugh at they mean complain. Then them walk back down the steps and was time for my funny think and I take out my nail gun and give them men some nail in they bottoms and then hide more. Them come back up for get me but Sam is hide too good and when they are give up and go away down them steps again I was give them more nail bottom. Them dumb mean men come back for kill me five times and all the times was I give them bottom more nails when they limp away because not find me. I almost have the sad feel at them for so dumb. Them got nasty mouth like never was in my hear before. Mostly I am think shoot a nail at folks in they bottom is mean and still it is I guess. But for a old man yell a lie at me about my sammich be bad and steal food because him tell a sick story about my sammich I guess I was not worry so much about be mean back at him. And him friend. 

When was they gone really I laugh and laugh so hard just sit in some sand. I have a funny see of myself then and have a think too about when was a whole turn of seasons ago I was then stand here in the same sand and was so such a mess. If then a old man was lie at me I was never go give a get back at him just hide in my tunnel with a mood alone and feel dumb for it. But now is Sam more mature maybe and shoot they lie telling bottom full of nails and laugh of it too. I have a think about maybe I am all grow up now but that was make me laugh too so I don't know. 

Sick Of A Sammich

I am not even know about what I am do now. In all my think of make a place for people have them sammiches I never was think on what if someone is get sick well someone get sick from they Green Fungus Grinder. He was the so old man and dirty too from out in them sands so long. He stop at MAGIC BEAK say about have him a sammich and was trade some things I need so ok and he was go away. But when was dark and close my store time the old man was come back for yell at me about him get a sammich and them fungus not taste right and him belly be angry now at him and him whole self was angry at Sam too. I give him some so good Bloodmoss and savory grubs too and him say ok then leave and shake him fist at me. I am get the so sad feel of it all night.

Them sammich I make with love in them how is love make a old man sick I don't know. Grammy was never make food was make folks sick ever. She serve them rat was taint even but she make it taste ok and nobody get sick of she food and yell it at her. I am so shame feel and some weird glad about Grammy be not here for see Sam make a man sick from food. I am not even blame mean Dan Seawwconds for it because was me mess up so bad. I am just watch a fire until the so late night and sad is fall out of me like rain. 

New Soup Pot

Today I tell Jack him go mind the shop and good dog was go do it after bacons. I was think about my kitchen and I find a metal elbow for hang a soup pot then move it out and in the fire so not burn my face so much. I like the make nice of my kitchen and I make a new grill is smaller now for make room to cook more. I put some food parts left from eat it before in the pot and make a soup is lumpy but ok. Them I don't know meats is ok when is savory spice in it. So I was stay inside all day and make my kitchen I get the so glad feel of it. Maybe I am have a nap and see my garden and see if Mao is around. Jack is so nice for give me the day off. 

Plant Mans I Think

In Ashvasta I seen maybe one them plant people. I seen a plant lady lay on the ground one day in the Rot but she get up and run away fast after her wake up. This I seen was crouch in some grass and all I was see is maybe him red eye glow in them grass.

Also was a funny smell like meat get spoilt but maybe was just a ghoul near and them wind blow him stink at me. The maybe plant man just sit in him tall grass watch everything and never stand up for show me him was there. I was make pretend I was not have him in my look just for the more safe of it him think him is hide from Sam so ok let him think it.

I find some wires near where plant man was hide so I pretend stay around for look for things there  but was really want to watch at plant man. Also I think I seen in them Ashvasta hills a place like home in a cliff and maybe was made from big shells but also was a so hot day maybe Sam is get a brain cook and plant people are not real even I don't know. 

I decide for go home see if Jack is want some bacon too and then I seen maybe another plant man in some nother grass all crouch too. I was just run by it was give me the fear a little even if them plant people stay in they grass I am stay in they far away for not get eat up. I hear once them plant folks even eat other people like mutant. So many things are eat people here.

Garden

I decide for make a garden grow them herbs and maybe other things too I don't know. I use some lumber I get from Pigman and some glass I find too and make a place for good dirt make them plant grow. I move some weeds I find outside to my garden for get something grow in there right away and also I put some funny beans I found in them dirts and them make a vine each. Then also I put in dirt for grow them some special somethings I am not spell about here for the secret of it. It is maybe not work but if it is work then Sam is have something better than coal even.

Cats My Friends

Jack was trot away early and I am have a think about make a grow place for herb and leafy things for eat them. I know some mean boy is come wreck a garden of Sam if him can get at it for wreck it so my think is put a garden inside my safe yard where is Curry my goat and Honeypie my chicken. Boards I make a roof of for there let them sunshines come down for grow them plants maybe but I am wonder how keep a goat and chicken from eat my garden. 

When I was have a think on it then in my hear was a tiny sound of mao mao and then I seen what was make the mao it was a cat. I seen the cat around some when I was play hopscotch but her runs away before. She hairs all are the so dark color and she eyes is warm camp fires in a night. She was mao and mao at me so I say I am call you the name of nice kitty Mao. She mao more so I think her is like she new name.

Then I hear outside is my mamimal kitty friend Terra for the so long time she was gone somewhere. I go outside and say hi Terra and she say hi Sam and who is you new black friend. I say Terra this is my cat friend Mao and then I say about Mao this is my cat friend Terra and we all laugh at it. I wisht again for a tail. Then I sit with friendly cats and talk and talk and mao and stretch. I was miss my good kitty friend Terra and I like my new kitty friend Mao too. I bet Jack is smell at my pants for all night when him get back.

Dream Of Gone

After play at flute most of the night I sleep a little before open my shop. When I was sleep I have the so fear dream give me the panic for the real of it. Dream I was walk home from have a nice look at them fighters in they pit fights and I was feel good and the so bright sky give me the glad feel. Then I have the look of ahead and there is nothing it is gone. The entire Fissure and with it my whole everything was gone like not ever been there even. Then I think of Jack and Curry and Honeypie and the funny black kitty I seen around sometimes even Gnawbert maybe is all gone too. I just stand and stand and look and look at the nothing. I look around but I seen no Seawwconds threat in paint nowhere so is not even him mean do this. Then I have a think about what I have left is from build my shop a hammer almost broke and some fabric bits I was not even know was in my pocket. I even have sharktooth candy in one pocket but them things was all I had my everything else was gone. I have a think then about jump into the empty where was my life but instead I was just stand like a statue. I jump awake then and was wet from sweat and chill too like sick but was just the fear I think. I was glad for be awake from the horror of it and everything in my look then was seem more beautiful and good than when I was go to sleep. 

Hear Of Fissure

Today I find the so good thing when I was run around look for good things it is a thing call flute. I was walk to Junkyard for see my friend Flit and have a talk about them Brutes and there I seen a wreck of house all fell apart nobody live there probably. In my think was Sam go have the inside look so I go inside and look there was a bad smell of maybe dead fish parts and also I find a cloth look like wrap around a pipe. But I unroll the cloth and inside is a flute.

Is a wood flute like I seen the man play sometimes at the party of Honcho Uno when him get more wifes. Some of Uno slaves was know how make them music and the one man was play the thing Grammy call it a flute was like mine I find. I seen him blow at the one flute end where is flat for you lips so I try blow it there but the fish dead smell on it was make me feel throwup.

I bring my flute home and give the soak and scrub on it and most the bad smell was go away after. I try blow at the end again and not much was happen for my hear just the sound of blow in a wood pipe. But then I find the way for hold you mouth right and then a tone come from my flute. Jack jump up from him nap and bark at it he don't know what is the sound and I say Jack is ok I am just make music at you.

I was think about the man play him flute I seen and also was wiggle him fingers at the flute. I seen where was little holes in the flute I was think maybe was broke but cover them little holes with you finger is make the tone in you hear change. I am so amaze at the different tone of music sound is make when wiggle fingers at them holes and blow in it too. I spend all of this day and night too just work on play a better music. 

Jack and me make a fire out by the edge of Fissure and have the big look at all them stars in the far away. I try for better learn them hole and tone things of my flute and Jack watch sparks jump out from fire to the sky like is maybe glow bugs he is want to eat them. I was make flute tones for long as my whole breathe and listen for it bounce around in the hear of Fissure. Then Jack was make bacon face at me so we go home and I give him a bacon and me too. 

Make Nice At Folks

Most today Jack and me stand in front of the shop and wave at people go by for show them where is my shop and lunch place. Some them people wave back but some also say nasty talk back at me just for try be nice at them I don't know why. Then also I seen that Frank Hilltop and him mean friend Madeye was walk close so I shut my shop and go sit with Curry the goat until them Brutes are go away. Then I have the far away look at and seen Brutes have a talk with them new Battle Crows gang them look like wild brats. Maybe is some mean happen if them get together I bet or maybe them are fight at each other. But me and Jack are not care and maybe them have a war is make them need more ammo and Sam has them ammo. Also if Brutes and Battle Crows are shoot each other everyone is win no matter who is win. I don't say about that when them go by just wave like friendly and Jack woof a little too at them for say hullo. But the true thing is not lots of folks are walk by where is my shop.

New Eat Thems

Jack and me have the long talk about MAGIC BEAK and BUY IT GOOD. I was say at Jack about we are need some special something for get folks come eat a sammich and get some ammo too so maybe build bigger sammiches for them so hungry folks and Jack was say then about go outside make him nasty. We are the so good team because Jack is ok if I make whatever things I want in a sammich and him go do things him good at too. 

I first was think about my Green Fungus Grinder Sammich and have a think maybe the special big of this is more fungus. Is the natural think about make the sammich better I think.

One sammich is got more than others is the So Good Bacon Sammich. I am so love bacon and it maybe is my favorite to eat thing in all of ever. So I have a think on what is make bacon sammich more good and only in my think was more bacon. So I make the Bacon Bacon Sammich and then I eat it so I make another one for special sell it. When I was a brat in the kitchen Grammy tell me about season bacon just so and she recipe is the reason for so good taste bacon.

Then I have more think about bacon and what if two bacon is also seem small for some people. Some of them people I seen around is so big I am wonder what they are eat make them so big but I don't know. I guess them big folks want more of eat them things so I make for them Bacon Bacon Bacon Sammich. Is probably make Sam sick if eat it but maybe is worth them belly trouble.

I have a think on a Whatisit Sammich then. Is a good sammich unless they meat is taint is always a maybe problem when you make it with I don't know meat. Is it donkey is it worm I don't know so ok is meat. Is a good sammich for just have the look at it too it is so mystery. But then I have a think about maybe is too much mystery for some folks and maybe some good side thing people are know about is make them want to eat the mystery too. So I get some them grubs who are live in a old log I know where is and I bath they body in oil and some vinegar and add them to the Whatisit Sammich plate. Add some grub is always the so nice for look at the food because them shiny body look like treasure but are for you eat them instead. Whatisit Sammich and side of Grubs is my so special sammich I make and get the proud feel of it too. Only I am hope nobody is get taint in they meat because nobody is want a sammich make you feel throwup after eat it. Even Jack turn him nose up at some foods. 

Together

Jack and me watch the shop and make some sammiches today. My friend Jack is so good and him like me too. He is keep a look on the shop when I am go away and always Jack is ready for go to work. Him like bacon so much too like Sam. Jack smell like old corn and ears but not smell so bad it make him not my friend. Jack put him nose between my ankles and push him head at me so I skritch him a lot. 

Old Good Desk

I am sit now at the old good desk I find and almost drop and break when try the lower of it in my house with rope. When I sit and make the spell about what is happen at these pages I am sit now at my old good desk. Also is things around I like to have in my look some nice poster and so good draws of Ztar and the key for unlock the big mutant too I still have it. 

But the thing most at my old good desk is the think of things. Sometimes I am just stare at my candle and my think is go and go I do not know why. Is sometimes make me sad like think of where is Grammy I miss her. Then sometimes think is go to make a plan like build a shop and make a sammich eat place. I am enjoy to have the so many thinks at once and if the sad is part of it then ok I guess. But why is it switch like a bird change him direction in a sky for no reason. When is like today the switch is happen a lot and sometimes I get the fear about sinkhole in my head again. So is maybe best for sit and have a look at candle today. Jack is curl up in the under my desk. I guess my shop is not open.