As A Friend

“I am maybe stand up now.”

“Slow down there, one thing at a time, Peanut. 

Why don’t you keep sitting for awhile and see how 

that goes. We have all day to get on your feet.”

“I was never feel so bad as this since I have Rustmouth.”

“Yeah, and you need a bath. I’m just sayin’ as a friend.”

“I have no bath in forever. I got nothing for be clean about.”

“Well, it’s like this. You can choose to take a bath in some nice warm water and
have a relaxing soak, or I can throw a bucket of not so warm water on you.
 Either way, you’re getting clean.”